A ruined orgasm signifies a failure as a man. It’s completely pathetic that you can’t control it and as far as I’m concerned, you are sub-human until you get a grip. There’s no way your balls can have more control over you than I do, but apparently so. Your balls are the equivalent of a dancing monkey playing cymbals in your brain when you’re trying to concentrate, tempting you to lose your focus and spurt out a dissatisfying load. You deserve every bit of disappointment and guilt that comes with a ruined orgasm because you disobeyed me. I have a few suggestions to help you get your bodily functions back under control, bitch.