We're mutual friends and you were looking for an apartment. I had an extra room so I let you move in. The next day quarantine began so we're going to be spending a lot of time together. But not even 48 hours later I am already annoyed with you because you're a slob. You are leaving dishes around, not picking up your clothes, and I am really frustrated. I finally snap while we're watching TV and begin burping in your face. I see you're uncomfortable and laugh. Theres so much more. By the way, I padlocked the doors. You have no way of escaping--not that you could go outside anyway. Haha. I fart and burp in your face all day. after my workout I make sure to give you extra stinky smells. I continue to get my revenge before one final face fart at night with a warning--if you don't clean up your act, this will go on forever.