You are useless to me. Too broke to serve me and worship me. Your life has no purpose. There is something you could do for me: entertain me and make me laugh. I know a loser like you crave this kind of thing. To achieve your task and do what I say in this video you will need: a cucumber, a bottle of lube or vaseline, a box of condoms, some female clothing, something you can spread on your body (jam, nutella, peanut butter) and a box of tampons. Don't forget to have a camera or camcorder cause I want you to send me visual evidence. After all that's the whole point of doing this! Are you ready?