You just want to be a big dick and you try so hard to do what big dicks do. You stroke, take pictures at certain angles, and pretend you're a REAL man, but I know the truth. I know it's all about putting on airs so you feel better about yourself. It isn't working though, is it? It's time to just accept your place as a stumpy loser who will never satisfy a woman like a solid 8 inch oak can. You can pretend all you want, live in your little fantasy world, but no woman will join you there pindick.