"Darling, could you fetch me an ashtray? Actually, you'll do." Where oh where should I flick my ash? On you, in you? Into your hand, into your mouth? That's it sweetie, put your head back and open your mouth - my cigarette has something for you. Not only am I flicking my ash into your mouth, I blow plumes of smoke into your face to tease you. Now hold still while I stub my cigarette out on your willing tongue, good boy.