What is this? Oh, oops. I meant to hide it before you got home, honey. Still… I have been meaning to talk to you about something important, I guess now is as good a time as any! See. You knew before we got married that I have a very high sex drive: and we don’t really have sex very much, do we? Or, not with each other. But, I have been getting some on the side and to be honest, I’m about ready to deliver you an ultimatum…