I stretch out my uninflated 17 inch red crystal balloon then I playfully inflate it. I lick the mouth piece, bounce it around as I inflate it, ride on it a little, and just have fun inflating it to its maximum capacity knowing that it could literally pop at any second!
Once it's inflated to the max with a nice neck, I tie it off. I lick the neck with my tongue and bite the mouth piece.
I bounce the balloon around. Should I pop it? How should I pop it? Should I pop it with my nails? Do you think it can handle my nails being pressed into it? I don't think it's going to last for very long... it's so tight! Are you ready? Are you sure? Just one little press of my nails, and it could pop! It's so pretty... okay, here we go!