My boyfriend has been talking non-stop about his sexy ex, a porn star named "Boobalicious". Ugh, I'm so sick of it. I always thought I had big boobs until I saw her! I think my boyfriend is obsessed with gigantic tits, and so now I feel inadequate. I bought a bottle of Boob-Gro, and take one to try it out. I feel some tingling and my skin stretches a little. I think my boobs are growing, but not big enough! I take more pills, and pull out an air pump to try and inflate my boobs to even bigger proportions. My boyfriend is going to jerk off to MY boobs tonight, and forget all about that Boobalicious!