When you were in Catholic School, the other nun-sisters and I told you that being gay was an abomination. We told you that fantasizing about men was sinful and that you would surely go to hell if you had ANY of these thoughts. Today, I'm here to ask for your forgiveness; we were wrong. I was wrong. There was misinformation jammed into your head and for that I apologize, but I want to make it right. I want to tell you the truth and that truth is... God loves faggots! God does not love liars. Therefore, we need to unravel everything you were taught in Catholic School so you can move forward with being the real you: a cock sucker. Stop suppressing your urges and put a dick in your mouth instead.