You have always been plain...boring....vanilla. You are what we call, "mediocre." Nothing about you stands out, you have no extra ordinary personality traits that make people want to be around you, nothing. You have always been second best for as long as you can remember, but that can change. I can change that for you. Wouldn't you love to have a woman like me on your arm? Wouldn't you love to show up to the company Christmas party with a smoking hot bombshell ,making everyone stop what they are doing to turn their attention towards you? We both know it will make all of the guys in your office jealous, as well as the women that have never even looked in your vicinity. That coworker you have been eyeballing for years. Well, she will finally notice you with me by your side. I will make sure I do everything necessary to bring attention your way as well, all you have to do is WANT it. You want to be more than basic, don't you? I have the ticket, all you have to do is listen!