With an hour spare before his wife gets home, this Aussie tradie spends a little alone time watching his favourite porn while imagining his domestic helper doing the housework dressed in stockings and red pumps. His favourite fantasy is to walk in on her having a nap so he can punish her ass accordingly. I like his idea and I'm more than happy to play the role of the slutty maid taking a load from his boss before the wife returns. Initially, I thought straight men only joked about wanting to see their wives or girlfriends doing domestic chores in frilly lingerie. However, judging by the excitement and bulge in my tradie's pants when he shot the vacuuming sequence from behind proved me wrong. This vision of a slut in domestic bliss definitely has an element of the Madonna-whore complex. But honestly, lingerie, garter belt and stilettos are the most impractical choices for housework especially when I keep tripping over cables and cords in heels!