Oh Mr. Boss have the tables turned. You have been a complete asshole to me for years but now it's payback time. I have a copy of your hard drive and I plan to use it to my advantage. If you don't do what I say I'm going to expose you for the cross-dresser you are! I'm going to show everyone what I have found on your computer! your coworkers, your friends, your wife.......so you better get used to your new role as my bitch. The company car, mine. Your paycheck, mine. Your office, mine. Feels so good bossing you around now! I think my one hour lunch needs to be extended to three hours don't you? and vacation days, well those are now unlimited aren't they? This is too fun!