Well, you turned out to be quite a nice surprise, after all... And what an easy mark! I just walked up to you, and ZAP!  You are good as SHRUNK! You wake up groggy and confused, but I remind you exactly how you got into this "little" jam of yours. You look so scared and tiny, but you must understand.... this is for science!  Maybe one day, people will remember you! My proof of concept! So we must continue the experiment, and try a second blast from my incredible shrinking ray. Don't be scared.  Wait. Oh my. That was maybe a bit, too much.  Not exactly sure what to do now. You are just too tiny to keep track of. I suppose that since this will be such an issue, I will just have to dispose of the evidence of my failed investigation! Unfortunately, that's YOU! But, I'll be fair. I'll shrink you again, and you will be so tiny I won't even be able to see you! Good luck down there! It's a BIG world!