I have a delicious treat for you, foot boy. I've been wearing these white cotton socks to the gym all week! They've worked their way around my toes, getting stuck in between them. Sweat has gathered in the arch... the smell is filling up the room as I show you! You're going to buy these, you're going to be the lucky new owner! No matter where you go, you'll take them with you- pull them out of your pocket to get a whiff and a quick stroke. You'll never go anywhere without them... and once the stench dissipates, you'll have another pair on the way. You can never be without your sweat filled security socks.