Your favourite activity and pastime: masturbation. You know it, I know it. It's what brings us together. You just can't stop stroking your cock all day long. I'm all too happy to profit from your little perversion. Masturbating all day every day while I laugh at what a fucking loser you are. What do you have to show for yourself? All that male privilege unused as you sit there with your dick in your hand. No love, no friends, no success. You're just another pathetic wanker. That's what you can cum to.