Aren’t I kind? I’ve decided to introduce a tax that is good for you! The more you weigh, the more you pay. It’s a good incentive to get off your fat ass and lose some weight. If you do that, people like me won’t have to look at your disgusting body, will they? In the video I’ll tell you how to work out how much tax you owe me. I’m being very fair with this tax. If you’re a healthy weight, you won’t have to pay anything. As I expect you to pay this monthly, I’ve kept the amount you have to pay very reasonable. And when you check in with me next month, you won’t have to pay as much if you’ve lost weight. I’ll make it clear what people think of you when they see your lard arse. I’ll tell you about your chances with a girl like me. You will hear about what I’ll be spending all the money on, which I get from the fat losers who worship me. Then I’ll make you admit that you’re a fat pig while you jerk your cock over my slender body. Sound fun?