(POV) I can tell you are really nervous as you try to talk to me in the bar. I'm an experienced woman, and you seem well... like you have no idea what you are doing. How did you ever work up the nerve to try and talk to ME? I can size you up easily. You have very little experience with women, in fact, I bet you are a virgin aren't you? Hahahahah! I can tell by the look on your face that I'm right! A virgin loser, rejected by all! Hahaha, and you want to hit on me? Wow, you are waaaay too old to be a virgin. What makes you think that after every other woman on earth wouldn't fuck you, that somehow you might have a chance with Me? Hahaha, no, you don't. How pathetic that in your whole life, no woman has EVER wanted to fuck you! I continue to laugh and berate you for being such a loser when suddenly I notice you have a hard on! OMG, my humiliating you made you hard! You look so pathetic there with your rejected boner. I do feel a bit sorry for you. How about I let you stroke one out for me? Oh hell no, you can't touch me. But I'll let you look at me and jerk yourself off. As I watch you masturbating in front of me, I can tell you are very practiced at making love to your own hand. HAHAHA! Of course you are, what else would a virgin loser be familiar with besides wanking off? How pathetic! The more I make fun of you, the harder you get! I bet even if I did give you a pity lay, you wouldn't last 5 seconds would you? You'd probably bust a nut before you even made it inside me. Of course that's not going to happen. All you get is one peep of my titty to cum to. One pity titty for the virgin loser!