Miss Abigail Williams and I heard that know it all swot Penny Banks wanted to join our gang, she's nowhere near cool enough to sit with us, but that doesn't stop us from cornering her in the showers and putting her through our favourite hazing ritual! We have been collecting things all week! We've been putting a lot of time and effort into sourcing ingredients from the cafeteria, the art department and finally, our last "treat" is still warm and fresh from the science block! Gosh it's so entertaining to humiliate nerds!