Hello, welcome to your appointment. I understand that this is your first men's sexual health appointment, So I just want you to know that this is my job and I take it very seriously and that there is no need to be embarrassed as I do this every day. I understand its new for you and that can be a bit sweaty palm inducing, but just take a deep breath and this will go very smoothly. I am a professional Nurse after all. First, I need to go through a few basics with you. One of which is showing you a few components in men's sexual health...condoms and how to properly use them! After which I then ask for you to take down your boxers so I can check you for condom size and other such things. *HOLDING back a giggle as I see your cock for first time* Ok, well it looks like several things will not even matter. First off....condoms just are not made for your...um...size *giggle*......Then as I inform you of what your size means and what that means for your sexual lifestyle and what I professionally recommend.....sit back and watch your appointment unfold.