Confessions of a Southern Coquette: The erotic-only confession about the cat man and a brillo pad. You must be thinking, what the hell lol. It started with another online dating experience gone wrong. If you have ever been scared of the lady with the cats, you will get your rocks off with this story about a man with 22 cats, a camera on a tripod in front of his bed, and how I ended up all wet and bruised.