Abusive Balloons Blow to Pops

I love these balloons so much! They are so funny! I had to try blow to pops with them, and I'm glad I did, because the necks grow to be insane before they pop! I start with the blue one that says "this party blows," move onto the red one that says, "Here's a flying fuck," and then the yellow one that says, "You're not fucking special." Finally I blow up the green one that says "why are we friends?" and the orange one that says "no one cares" at the same time.