I went swimming and got tanned by the pool today, spent my whole day sipping on cocktails you paid for and laughing about you with my girlfriends. But there's a little details they don't know. I also felt really gasy while at the pool today, but couldn't fart around them. So I saved all of that gas up just for you, and decided to make you swallow it as a payment for... ...well, for seeing me naked, obviously, cause I wanna show off my tan lines today, and I know you wanna see me naked. I do hope you realize that seeing a girl like me naked doesn't come for cheap!