I have been far too kind to your nuts in the past, but don't worry; today they are going to pay kindly. I utilize a combination of mind fuckery and rubber bands to properly those disgusting flesh sacks you call "balls." I refuse to allow you to keep your testicles in their current condition, not only because they belong to ME, but because they are entirely useless...and let's face it, you procreating shouldn't be an option. Here's to a painful future for you!