While I am stuck at home, I am thinking of all the ways I could get under your skin, and since I haven't been able to bust any balls in real life lately, I thought I could have you do that for me. I take everyday kitchen utensils, and my devious mind goes to work on how we can torment your testes! That's right, I want you to be aching and in pain from this instructional. All you need is a few chip bag clips, a potato masher, a meat thermometer, metal and rubber spatula, a bowl of ice, and a meat tenderizer. Now plop those balls and cock on the counter, pain sluts, and let's get to work!