*This is audio only* From award-winning international fetish model Ariel Anderssen comes an audio recipe book full of her coping strategies for life’s problems. Follow her on a high-speed romp through her absurdly religious childhood, early life as a penniless actor in need of imaginary friends, & present day kinky model existence. All of these life stages have come with their own crises, and with each challenge, comes a recipe. Passive Aggressive Pineapple Pudding. Meringues For Angry Days. A Damply Delicious Cake For Husband Husbandry. All you need for emotional healing through carbohydrate is here. Sweary, NSFW, laced with frequent deeply peculiar religious imagery, and curiously imprecise in places (Ariel doesn’t care about oven temperatures), this book tells you at least as much about Ariel as it does baking. Fortunately, she’s abso-fucking-lutely fascinating so that’s fine. And everyone knows how to bake, anyway. Look, just buy it. And come and talk to her about it on Twitter. Maybe say “Hello Mistress” to start things off the right way. She loves that.