Hey babe, I'm glad you came in here. I'm starting to hurt pretty bad... I am pretty sure I am having contractions! I think it's just about time to go to the hospital but... well.... I need to tell you something babe and I have been waiting for the right time to tell you and time is running out so I have to tell you now. See... the thing is.... I've been cheating on you for a long time and this baby is not your baby... this baby is the result of an incredible gangbang I had with a bunch of black dudes! I figured I would tell you now to spare you the shock at the hospital. Don't worry though babe, I'm not going to leave you... infact, you are going to continue supporting me and raising my illegitimate baby as your own!