Aww hey brother, did you really just get dumped a few hours before prom? Listen, I’ve got an amazing idea. We can get her back by making her so unbelievably jealous that she didn’t go with you. I’ll go as your date and really work my charm. But in return to me, when she wants you back, I get to fuck your girl. There’s no time to wait, we have to get ready! This is going to be so much fun!