I’ve already been working on my body and got some sexy tan lines, and you know I’m planning to work on it even more and get even sexier. But I also know that you want nothing more today than to wank to my perfect summer body! Am I right? So go ahead and take that pathetic cock of yours out, but uh-oh….nope, today I don’t want you to jerk off like a human, because you’re not one! Both me and you know that you are nothing but a d*g..you are a little puppy and you’ll stroke like one! So grab something you can hump – a pillow, a blanket or anything like that, and begin humping it while I tease you, all under my instructions. Make sure you also wiggle your tail and bark for me occasionally, while you hump it, to make me laugh even more!