Women are known for being more jiggly than men...but with the way you’ve been fattening yourself up like a pig for a roast, I bet you’ve gotten quite jiggly yourself. Do you think your obese body is as jiggly as my curvy one? Let’s see. I’m going to jiggle my pudgy spots, and I want you to jiggle yours along with me. Who do you think will win? The woman whose body was made for curves, or the fat-ass who’s blubbered himself into the size of a whale?