Erotic Escapism: A ruler and your micro dick. A gorgeous, curvy tatted up woman wanting to see your dick, only to be succumbed to a micro dick that you need a magnifying glass to see. She laughs hysterically as she ponders how you could even remotely please a woman with that 2 1/2 pencil you call a penis. Her huge tits all in your face, knowing you would never be able to fit between them, she laughs again. What a disappointment for you to even be her in presence with that micro dick!