First of all, the rules. You're not allowed to touch yourself until I'm completely naked. So let me strip down for you so we can get to the fun part. I'll grab my trusty pink dildo and get it all wet. Can you imagine your dick being in my mouth like that? Making me gag? I bet you'd like that. Alright, now you can finally start jerking off that dick of yours, and I'll start putting my dildo in my pussy, fucking myself hard for you. This feels so good, I don't think it'll take me very long to cum. But hold on, let's try and cum together!