You and I have been friends for a very long time. You have always had a thing for me and have tried to ask me out on dates so many times! I have continually kept you in the friend zone, but I'm really getting tired of your unwanted advances. I give you an ultimatum, one last hurrah, so to speak. I'll strip down to my bra and panties and let you jerk your cock to me. After I do this kindness for you, you have to promise to stop trying to ask me out, got it? You're lucky I'm willing to do something so drastic just to save our friendship!