Dumb Loser Forever

For a long time, you thought you could outgrow being a loser. You would eventually grow into your looks, fill out, drop your nerdier habits and replace them with more interesting hobbies. Other men would befriend you; women would want to fuck you. You would grow out of your gawky looks and awkward personality, and become a regular, pussy-fucking guy like everyone else. Too bad that never happened, huh? You got uglier, cringier, and even more pathetic with every year. Now you are completely unfuckable!