I'm your friend's recently-divorced mom and overhear them calling you 'donkey boy' as an insult. I ask you to talk to me privately to see what's going on. I find out you and your last girlfriend were about to lose your virginities but she ran out when she saw your dick then everyone started making fun of you. I ask to see it, with my experience and reassure you that nothing is wrong but your dick is huge. I can't help myself and offer to take your virginity.