It's a very hot, humid day and I'm sweating my ass off at the mall! It feels like the air conditioning isn't even working and in the bathroom, it's even hotter and worse. My hair is greasy and plastered to my face and you can see the sweat glistening on my forehead. have to pass gas, but I' annoyed because there's some ladies in there who won't leave. I pee and then I realize the other women in the crowded mall restroom aren't leaving anytime soon, so I say fuck it and let loose some loud, greasy farts. They stink too! I finish up and try to hurry up out of there before anyone realizes that the culprit of the smelly farts was me.