You don’t fit in with social situations do you? Believe me, we can all tell how uncomfortable you are. Why’s it so hard for you? Why do you turn into a nervous, shrivelling wreck and go all quiet and shy? Things that come naturally for most people like dancing, they just don’t work out for you. You just look so uncomfortable. And if an attractive girl starts talking to you, you don’t know what to say, you don’t know where to look. You’re just embarrassing yourself. Occasionally when you’re out, a nice-looking girl might talk to you. I’ll let you in on something. She’s trying to help you out. She feels sorry for you. She is not hitting on you! Definitely not! Why would she hit on a socially awkward loser who’s probably never seen a girl’s pussy in his life? When people see how uncomfortable you get, they get the impression that there’s something weird about you. And they’re right aren’t they? I mean, your hobby is watching hot girls tell you what a freak you are while you beat your cock. You might as well indulge in that. You’re never going to be accepted by the type of person you want to be. I’ve got plenty more to tell you about what I think of socially awkward losers and what I like to do for a laugh when I come across one.