Oh my GOD son! What are you doing in here? You knew mommy was in the bath... this isn't right! You shouldn't be in here... yes I know you are getting old enough to want to know what a woman looks like naked... but I'm your mommy and it's not right... Son, you can put THAT away for a start, mommy doesn't want to see that! It's so stiff... okay... you can watch mommy wash her body with soap and you can play with yourself... thats lovely isn't it... now doesn't that feel good. You wouldn't mind if mommy played with it would you? Oh my son... I didn't realise how BIG you'd grown... so big... yessss, doesn't that feel good!...