How long have you been addicted to my armpits you weak pathetic loser! Do your friends know that you long to kiss them? That you long to lick caress and worship them? What do you think they would say? That you’re a massive loser because that’s what I think of you! Now get your nose in my pits and worship them like you have never worshipped anything in your pathetic existence! Inhale my aroma and thank me for allowing you the privilege bitch!