There's always some way to pass the time on a boring day, you just have to get creative! I remember keeping a tiny girl prisoner in a glass jar. I'd nearly forgotten about her, but she is still trapped in there. I feel like toying around with the miniature little bitch just because I'm bored and I can. I choose to keep the tiny girl inside of a jar so she can subsist on my farts. Over and over, I rip loud and wet farts into the jar and seal it shut so she can't breathe anything else. She is disgusted, scared and helpless. I remind her that it's all her fault that she ended up in this position for calling me fat, and that won't fly with me. I tell her she will spend the rest of her life in this jar, eating my farts and everything else my body gives her. One of my later farts is a little wet and even splatters a tiny bit of food on the side of the jar for her to eat. It looks so delicious! When I'm all out of my farts and bored again, I seal her shut with all those stenches and look for something else to do. I rip one last fart for the camera before the clip fades out.