I can't believe that you are late again! I sit here and wait for you perfect, dressed and looking cute meanwhile you are making me wait! I'm very unhappy with this and am getting impatient. I tap my nails against the glass table, each other, and my wine glass. Getting more and more annoyed with each minute that passes. You know what I'm going to do? I'm going to start charging you $5 for every minute you're late. This video is 10 minutes long so you better send me at least $50.