You would divorce your wife in an instant for me...if I allowed you. You've already made the decision to sign a contract with that hag and I'm not about to be punished for it. Do you know what happens when a man leaves his dear old wife? It means losses. Seeing as I'm the important one here I'm going to make sure my losses are mitigated. Staying with her is your only option at this point. There will definitely be changes in your household as I won't be going anywhere and you'll still need to pay up and pamper. The changes will be easy and, most important, beneficial to ME.