I have a get together at my apartment and you stay behind, possibly trying to flirt but coming off as a creepy lingerer. I'm SO tired of the way you've been lurking so I finally decide to tell you off. I don't even like you! You're lucky we have mutual friends and you get to be in the same room as me, but you want to try and make moves? I'm so far out of your league... but maybe there's one thing you could do to get me a layer less clothed... I can't wait to tell our friends how you embarrass yourself!