I was literally coming over in hopes of us hooking up but I caught you watching gay porn and oh my god.. I can't believe you're GAY! You lost all your chances with ever getting with me but I am a little too intrigued to leave.. How about you keep fapping to your gay boys while I smoke your w33d and make fun of you.. I'll even encourage you to jerk off and get you to aim for you mouth like the f****t you are!