Worship A REAL Man

Losers like you will always be alone. You're a sorry excuse for a man and no woman in her right mind would ever want to be with. Therefore, you're going to worship a REAL man today and you're going to do it in the most humiliating way possible; by worshipping his boxers! You're going to sniff them and stroke to them like a good little beta male and I'm going to laugh at you while you do it.