Wearing very old, worn Converse sneakers I tease you with them in your face. Then I tease the shoelaces with my fingers and very slowly untie them and reveal my cute, blue, no show toe socks. Then I tease the other knot with my toes and dangle the shoe from my toes. I untie the knot with my toes which gets me so excited. Then I dangle the converse some more and wiggle my toes. Ends with slowly untying my laces. No humiliation