You could use some extra money, so you volunteer for a medical research. It’s kind of an awkward study—something to do with the effect of synthetic hormones on penis length—but you don’t mind too much. Even the part about “Big Penises Only” doesn’t faze you. After all, you’re proud of your cock. What do you have to lose? Well, apparently you have your delusions about your cock size and your security in your own self-worth to lose. You’re sequestered in a room with a curvy researcher, who asks to see your dick for initial measurement, and what does she do when you whip it out? She laughs! Your cock isn’t big at all, she tells you. It’s tiny! You’ve never been so humiliated, and it just gets worse from there…