My birthday means surprises for me, but also some surprises for you. I believe in the saying that "the guests bring the presents, the hosts offers the food/dr*nks". So I will treat you this month, as well...but most probably, not in the way you would be thinking. I am not going to take you out and buy you a dri*k, as the tradition goes. Instead, I am going to make you a deal that will make it easier for you to please me. A deal that might get you in trouble in the long run, but nevertheless, still a good deal and still a nice little present for you. Curious? Well, go ahead and find out, then!