You know that you spend so much time and money on me that I may as well be your girlfriend. You'd rather spend your time stroking to my hot princess body instead of fucking a boring looking girl, the only kind that YOU ever get to talk to. You think about me, about submitting to me, the only relationship we will ever have. You'd rather hump your hand to my huge tits round ass and perfect tattooed body than actually be with a lesser woman right? And you're doing women of the world a favor by humping your hand, that way they don't end up disappointed by you! We have the same relationship you'd have with any girl: I'll use you for your money, only pay as much attention to you as I have to, and make you into a pussy whipped plaything, all while I never actually fuck you. What a privilege to have a hot girlfriend like me!