Well hi there Mr. Therapist ,you come highly recommended for helping women with my problem. You see I've been told I'm really just a complete tight ass and need to loosen up. Do you think you can help? That's great! I'm so glad you are going to be handling my therapy . How should I start? Oh...well if that's what you think is best than of course. Let me just get out of these clothes sir. It will make things so much easier.Lets check to see how uptight I really am. Do you really think calling myself all those dirty words will make me relax? Well you know best of course. It seems my asshole still needs some loosening up even after all of that though. I want to get the most out of our sessions so why don't you help me with that? I'm sure once you're finished I won't be a tight ass at all.