I have created a special position JUST for you! Since you won't stop begging and pleading to let you serve and worship me, this will be the perfect job for someone as stupid and relentless as you. You have the honor of being my toilet paper eating pooboy. Open wide and eat all the dirty toilet paper that I have saved for you. I have some big spicy dookies that you are going to consume. You get to lick my ass clean when my messes are extra spicy! Not the position you thought I would give you? This is what happens when you annoy me with your begging.. you become my stinky pooboy!